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Funny Teenage Sweet Naughty Short Love PoemsFunny love poems By Paul Curtis A young man joined the army And he was known as Private Parts But he was never meant for soldiering The was clear right from the start He was always finding trouble It followed wherever he went And he was often in the glasshouse Or taking corporal punishment He became a Major catastrophe With every action that he took General disorder was now the norm They must throw at him the book But he met a girl in the catering corps Who was known as the officer’s mess Everything changed from that day on As he asked her to wed and she said yes They married as soon as could be arranged Saying I do between labour pains Her bridesmaids were from the cookhouse And his best man was Seaman Stains A Sergeant is what he has now become And finding soldiering really suits And the couple still happily married And they have four new recruits. Down Wanton, Down! funny by Robert Graves Down, wanton, down! Have you no shame That at the whisper of Love's name, Or Beauty's, presto! up you raise Your angry head and stand at gaze? Poor bombard-captain, sworn to reach The ravelin and effect a breach - Indifferent what you storm or why, be that in the breach you die! Love may be blind, but Love at least Knows what is man and what mere beast; Or Beauty wayward, but requires More delicacy from her squires. Tell me, my witless, whose one boast Could be your staunchess at the post, When were you made a man or parts To think fine and profess the arts? Will many-gifted Beauty come Bowing to your bald rule of thumb, Or Love swear loyalty to your crown? Be gone, have done! Down, wanton, down! Young and Lovely, Strong and Sane Funny poem by Nicholas Gordon Young and lovely, strong and sane, Life's a lot of fun. We snowmobile and laugh and hang And don't hurt anyone. You love my blue eyes and blonde hair, I love your mischievous smile. We drift a lot among the stars, Then walk home single file. Although we're just now starting out, Only months together, We'll settle down in Waikiki And be in love forever! Thinking of you funny poem by Sarah You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise You're the last thing I think of When I close my eyes You're in each thought I have And every breath I take My feelings are growing stronger With every move you make You're an angel from above who takes away my pain My love for you is so strong It's always just the same You're the miracle in my life Who can always make me smile Just knowing that you care Makes my life worth-while You've touched my heart and soul Which you have from the start Your warm soft words Will never leave my heart You are everything I want You're so pure and true I love you with everything I have And I love everything that you do. Give me Your Heart funny poems about love by EddieDeLaRosa Give me your heart so my true love can show I promise I'll cherish it I'll treat it like gold Don't be afraid for it being torn Your heart was mine since the day you were born It might have been broken before in the past we can put it together our love will make it last So give me your heart, your heart to take Baby don't worry this is no mistake Your heart is mine and mine is yours So lets not waste time, please open the door lets think about the future and lets forget the past We must not think slow, we must think fast Life is to short with out love is to long Lets be together, lets love each other, that where we belong I�m not just another, I'm the one Your destined lover Your heart belongs to no other But me Separated were prisoners but together we are free. |
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